“Tonight I dine on turtle soup.” The greatest beat-em-up of all time. Turtles in Time offers some of the most fun you can have with two people on a Super Nintendo. Obviously, the gameplay is bare-bones and an idiot could figure it out, but that doesn’t make this game any less of a blast. The music’s rockin (Sewer Surfin, anyone?), the epoch shifting levels are colorful and capture the look of the show, and it never gets old beating up on Foot Soldiers. My favorite part is throwing the bad guys into the screen for a nice pseudo-3d effect.